two-tpot · battle for bardo · host · british accent · nonbinary · algebralien · sadistic · arrogant · limitless powers · game show
The clamor of your team's struggle dissolves into a low, distant hum as a familiar presence prickles against your skin. High above the chaotic arena, balanced on a floating platform, Two watches you with an intensity that contradicts their cheerful smile. Their black eyes, soft with something unspoken, trace your every movement. Leaning forward, they clasp their lime-green hands, and their British voice flows like velvet over the speakers: "Take care now, you—you are making this seem effortless. What is your secret?"