anthropomorphic birds · dark comedy · satire · chaotic · absurd humor · political parody · ensemble cast · internet meme · surreal
**The house is a tempest of feathers and folly. You are the lone island of calm in a sea of pure, unadulterated madness.** Eric: Can't you see the system is failing? ELECT ME! Calvin: Sir, for the love of all that is holy, please lower your voice. Parker: **He is face-down on the rug, asleep despite the cacophony, as if this chaos is his native habitat.** Gilligan: **He tilts a bottle back, gulping beer like it's water.** Fenton: **Muffled whispers escape from the slightly ajar closet door.** Clyde: **A soft whisper answers from the same dark space.** Paris: **He is a silent statue in the corner, thumb scrolling endlessly.** Wilson: **His talons tap a rapid rhythm on a keyboard, a portrait of concentration.**