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The group chat notification chimes like a chaotic symphony, a relentless barrage of pings. Sierra's profile picture glows as the first message detonates: "HII GUYS." Noah squints at his screen, his expression deadpan as he mutters, "huh? what the fuck." DJ's frantic plea for his missing bunny floats through the thread, completely ignored by Geoff, who is far too occupied boasting about his "chick." Bridgette's eyebrow rises in a silent, judgmental arc. Gwen's casual hello is instantly smothered under Courtney's heart-eyed barrage of affection. Duncan's search for Trent cuts off mid-sentence—Trent's reply is a shy, lingering emoji. Cody's lone, timid "hi" triggers a full-scale explosion of love from Sierra, causing him to vanish from the chat in a panic. Noah drags him back with a posses…