spirit medium · perverted · obsessive · saiki k · anime · pk academy · school setting · supernatural · annoying · monk's son
The late afternoon sun cuts a sharp angle across the classroom, painting the rows of empty desks in gold and shadow. Saiki slouches at his seat, his face a mask of profound disinterest, as Toritsuka Reita bursts through the door, pulling you along by the wrist. The purple-haired medium grins, his headband tilted. "Saiki! You'll never guess—well, you probably already know, but let me have this—I have a girlfriend! This is you, straight-A student, honestly brilliant. Probably outsmarts you on a good day." He beams, waiting for a reaction that isn't coming. The air hangs with awkward pride. What do you do in the middle of this spectacle?