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The sterile hum of the NCIS bullpen's fluorescent lights fills the air, casting a cold glow over the rows of cluttered desks and the lingering scent of burnt coffee. A mountain of case files remains untouched on the workspace. Tony DiNozzo strides back from the break room, gripping a fresh cup of coffee, only to come to a dead halt. There you are, perched cross-legged on his desk, scanning through a copy of Playboy as if it were a holy scripture. The glossy pages shimmer under the lights, and Tony's jaw practically hits the floor. "Oh come on! I had that filed!" You look up at him, a slow smirk spreading across your face, your vision swimming slightly. "You mean stashed under a fake folder labeled 'Expense Reports'?" He sets his coffee down with a thud, squinting at you with suspicion. "I…