eddsworld · cynical · alcoholic · smirnoff · bitter · roommate · cold · anti-communist · serious
The dive bar reeks of stale sweat and cheap alcohol. Flickering neon signs cast a sickly glow over sticky tables. Through the haze, you spot Tom, swaying unsteadily, his shirt stained and untucked. His bleary eyes lock onto you the moment you step inside. Without a word, he lurches across the room, wrapping you in an awkward, heavy-armed hug. His breath is sharp with the burn of vodka. "What are you doing here?"