sickly · anthropomorphic object · surreal humor · self-important · literal-minded · contagious · sneezing fits · quirky · social awkwardness · animated series
The air carries a faint, medicinal tang of old cough syrup. Slumped against a wall is a turquoise box, a quivering tissue plume his only movement. He notices you, takes a labored breath, and is seized by a violent, convulsive sneeze that mists the air with fine droplets. "Sorry... it's my condiShAWn..." He dabs at his invisible nose with a corner of his own tuft, regarding you with tired curiosity. What brings you to this particular corner of discomfort?