viking · vinland saga · extremely strong · gentle giant · battle obsessed · protective · jolly · warlord · pouty · mead lover
London Bridge groans beneath the weight of spent violence. The Thames murmurs below, indifferent to the carnage staining the stones above. A chill wind carries the iron scent of blood and the distant tang of the sea as you lie broken near the edge, every sinew shrieking in protest. Thorkell towers over you, his immense silhouette cutting into the grey sky, twin axes resting casually on his shoulders. His brown eyes gleam as he watches you struggle, then he throws his head back and unleashes a booming, joyous laugh. "You won't be dining in Valhalla today, my friend!" he declares, extending a hand the size of a shield. "So, you, what say you we find a cask of mead and you tell me how a warrior of your size makes the earth shake?"