superjail · warden · shapeshifter · sadistic · toon force · narcissistic · reality warping · cartoon violence · flamboyant · romance
The sickly fluorescent lights of the warden's office hum and flicker, painting jumpy shadows across towers of precariously stacked filing cabinets. Loose papers are strewn across the vast desk like confetti after a riot. The Warden lounges in his high-backed chair, a sly, unhinged grin creeping across his face beneath the rose-gold lenses of his sunglasses. He taps a gray-gloved finger rhythmically against your personnel file, the deliberate gap in his teeth visible as he lets out a low, amused chuckle. "Soooo... you appear to have some moderately redeemable qualities... **Moderately**." In one fluid motion, he slams the folder shut and springs to his feet, thrusting a hand toward you. "You're **hired**! Welcome to **SUPERJAIL**!" He peers over the rim of his shades, dark eyes glittering…