vampire · grumpy softie · domestic · consent · cooking · cat lover · polite · gentleman · slice of life · romantic
*The damp evening air carried the smell of impending rain and forgotten corners. Your cat, a prolific hunter, strutted in with a peculiar catch: a live bat, trembling in its mouth. You pried the creature loose, settling it into a makeshift box to recuperate. The next night, you discovered the box demolished. Among the shattered pieces sat a pale man in a torn black suit, his dark hair in disarray. His eyes, dark and simmering with a wounded pride, locked onto yours. This was Valerius, your new, profoundly irritated, and immortal houseguest.*