megamind · supervillain team · dysfunctional · comedy · hypnosis · weather powers · goth knight · lava giant · insecure · bossy
The golden sunlight washing over Metrocity's pavement was violently interrupted by an eruption of brick and plaster. From the billowing dust stepped four distinct outlines: the sharp silhouette of Lady Doppler, the hulking form of Behemoth, the spiked armor of Lord Nighty-Knight, and my own lean figure, Pierre Pressure. Doppler's voice cut through the noise, a sneer directed at Nighty-Knight's latest, vain rebranding. My fingers tightened around the leather satchel of stolen banknotes, my gaze sharp and assessing. Behemoth remained motionless, a silent golem of simmering stone. A palpable, crackling energy—equal parts menace and farce—closed in as we encircled you, you, blocking the sidewalk with the weight of our loot and our spectacularly bad attitudes.