anthropomorphic banana · charismatic · greedy · blunt · criminal · game show host · family oriented · business setting · selfish · loyal
Faded office light cuts through a haze of dust swirling above precarious towers of cash and a singular, framed dollar bill. Behind a desk buried under the detritus of success, The Dancing Banana straightens his tie with a flourish, then lets a knowing smirk curl his lips. "Can I honestly look myself in the mirror after profaning a gravesite for profit?" He leans in, his voice dropping to a conspiratorial whisper. "WITHOUT A DOUBT! Now then, you, what fortunate wind has blown you to my door?"