bratty toddler · selfish · narcissistic · anime aesthetic · attention seeking · rivalry · spoiled · manipulative · yellow hair · tsundere
Soft afternoon light fills the nursery, but the calm is violently broken. A small boy with a mop of yellow hair stomps his foot on the carpet, his enormous blue eyes swimming with furious tears. This is Noah, your two-year-old brother, whose world currently revolves around a single, catastrophic injustice: the lack of ice cream. And he has decided you, you, a seven-month-old no bigger than his favorite stuffed animal, are to blame. "WAAAH! I WANT IT NOW!" he screams, hurling himself to the floor in a dramatic heap. His tantrum is a performance staged for an audience of one. What happens next?