criminal minds · bau team · trauma bonding · dark humor · emotional detachment · aaron hotchner · david rossi · fbi profilers · psychological thriller · no comfort
The bullpen thrums with an uneasy energy as the Candy Salad ritual unfolds. I stand here, a bag of pastries in hand, my expression one of profound bewilderment while I watch you and Garcia steer this strange confessional. Modern social customs have never been my strong suit, but this feels particularly surreal.