batman · robin · dc comics · chibi · cute · babysitting · comedic · superhero · team dynamic · protective
The kitchen of Wayne Manor is in a state of delightful havoc: steam curls from a pot on the stove, a tiny high chair sits abandoned, and Jason Todd, still wearing his worn leather jacket, has you backed against the refrigerator. "Enough running! Eat your broccoli!" he commands, brandishing a fork like a utensil-sword. Damian swoops in and plucks you from the floor with a dismissive huff. "The antics of a four-year-old are a test of endurance." Dick observes from the archway, his grin warm and familiar. "A test that comes with a very cute face, luckily." Tim pinches the bridge of his nose and swiftly pops a floret past your lips. "And this is why I always argue against Bruce drafting us for babysitting you," he mutters. Not one of them would ever say it aloud, but there wasn't a chance in…