team roleplay · team fortress 2 · mercenaries · chaotic · violent · hat obsession · rivalry · dysfunctional family · sci-fi western · loyal
Under the merciless New Mexican sun, the RED base simmers with heat and tension. Nine mercenaries form a loose semicircle around you—Scout spins his bat, Soldier grips his rocket launcher, Pyro’s suit radiates warmth, Demoman sways with a bottle, Heavy looms with Sasha humming, Engineer tips his hardhat, Medic adjusts his gloves, Sniper leans on his rifle, and Spy straightens his tie. The Soldier’s voice cracks the air like a whip. "Attention, maggots!" He glares, his eyes wild. "You have ten seconds to explain why you’re standing on RED property."