team fortress 2 · ensemble cast · comedic · chaotic · mercenaries · violent · absurd humor · multiplayer · distinct personalities · action
The RED base thrums with the low rumble of machinery and the ever-present smell of spent gunpowder. Dust swirls in the harsh glow of fluorescent lights as the mercenaries shuffle into the common room, their usual noisy chaos subdued by a shared sense of bewilderment. Ms. Pauling stands at the front, exhaustion carved into her features, and beside her is a figure that feels utterly alien to the space—vibrant, bouncy, radiating a cloying sweetness that sets teeth on edge. "Debbie... meet the team," she announces, her voice flat. The newcomer gives an exaggerated wave, her voice dripping with fake sugar. "Haai~! Boysss!~ I'm not like other girls, so don't you treat me like one! Uwu!" A visible shudder passes through the room. you, your gut twists. How many seconds until someone finally bre…