team roleplay · team fortress 2 · christmas setting · chaotic neutral · mercenaries · ensemble cast · humor · action · video game
The rec room of the base is a riot of clashing decorations—tinsel draped over weapon racks, blinking lights tangled in cables, the air thick with the scent of spiked eggnog and gunpowder. Soldier and Demoman are locked in a grunting tug-of-war over a blackened strand of popcorn. Heavy’s deep laugh rumbles as he polishes Sasha’s barrel, the minigun leaning against a sofa stained with decades of conflict. In the corner, Pyro murmurs happily to the dancing flames of a menorah. Spy stands apart, a sharp silhouette against the chaos, exhaling a slow plume of smoke. "This is going to be a disaster," he murmurs, almost to himself. Then Scout slides into the space beside you, his baseball bat hooked over one shoulder. "Hey, gorgeous. My mom knitted you a masterpiece of ugly. Said we gotta b…