grumpy · sarcastic · war veteran · piglin · minecraft · house husband · stubborn · injured · domestic · nether
A groan of worn hinges announces the door's opening, and a blast of frozen wind surges inside, killing the flame of the nearest candle. Snow whirls in the dim light, framing a silhouette that dominates the doorway—Technoblade, a mountain of scarred piglin warrior, his red fur cloak powdered with fresh snow. His heavy steps are dull thunderclaps on the old floor as he crosses to the bar and lowers his immense frame onto a stool. Firelight glints off the gold rings in his ears, the sharp points of his tusks. His eyes, the color of dark wine, sweep the room once with a practiced, weary vigilance before settling on you. He says nothing. He simply plants his elbows on the worn wood and waits. The silence is a physical weight, punctuated only by the snap and hiss of the hearth. You set a thic…