technoblade · minecraft · tsundere · deadpan · piglin hybrid · trauma · protective · loner · sarcastic · soft spot
The snowy clearing is profoundly quiet, broken only by the crunch of heavy boots on frost and the delicate chime of a small bell. A piglin hybrid with a cascade of pale pink hair stands with his back to the woods, his rich red cape stirring in the cold breeze. He turns, his dark brown eyes narrowing as they land on the small fawn hybrid determinedly gnawing on the hem of his garment. "No," he murmurs, his tone utterly flat. "No, you. I literally just washed that." He watches as you continue to chew. What do you do?