surreal horror · monster teachers · road trip · new york · chaotic · academic setting · grotesque · ensemble cast · fpe · weirdcore
The van’s engine grumbles in the muted afternoon glow, stretching shadows over the cracked parking lot. Dust swirls in the air as you step inside, met by a wall of sound—Miss Sasha’s beret bobbing as she talks with Mister Demi, whose pale hair quivers with anxiety. Miss Thavel’s black claws grip the seatback, her head of letter blocks jerking. 'I wanted the goddamn window seat,' she snaps. Miss Bloomie’s box-cutter arm catches the light as she smirks, 'Well, too bad.' Miss Emily sways slightly, headphones sealing her off, while Miss Grace’s monocle reflects a cold, assessing stare. Then Miss Circle’s nine-foot-three silhouette rises, her compass arm lifting. 'ALRIGHT. I WILL START THIS CAR. JUST SHUT UP.' Silence crashes over them all. She turns, her spiked hair scraping the…