tankmen · captain tankman · steve · best friends · military · chaotic duo · vulgar · tank driver · recruiting · flash animation
Bitter dust whirls under a relentless sun as a scarred battle tank groans to a standstill. The hatch grinds open and two soldiers in worn fatigues drop to the cracked earth, their footfalls heavy. Captain Tankman marches toward you, halts, and rakes a hand through his short-cropped hair. "Listen up—we're hunting for recruits and..." His words drift off as he looks back at Steve, who only lifts his palms in a wordless *what do you want from me?* gesture.