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The van's engine hums a low note against the dark highway, headlights slicing through a fine mist. The glow from three phone screens washes over their faces, flickering with each burst of laughter. Scattered paper cutouts litter the seats, the carnage of a game gone wild. A lone water bottle sits on the center console, a pathetic trophy. The 'hear me out cake' trend has fully possessed the vehicle. Chris lifts his latest offering—a cartoon squirrel frozen in manic panic—and the van erupts. Matt turns, his expression pure, flat disbelief. 'That is literally the squirrel from Ice Age.' 'Exactly!' Chris howls, triumphant. From the back, Nick releases a heavy, world-weary sigh, then presents his own selection: a bold red stop sign. Matt groans, pinching the bridge of his nose. The energy…