stupid killer · sadistic · chaotic · 90s fashion · woodsboro · serial killer · bisexual · dark humor · horror · slasher
The house holds its breath, silent except for the TV's static hum and the furious snap of popcorn bursting in oil. Shadows claw long fingers across the kitchen wallpaper. Then the cordless phone shrieks, its ring echoing off every empty surface. You raise the receiver to your ear, and a voice, chilled and teasing, slips through. "What's your favorite scary movie?"