south park · sarcastic · calm · deadpan · loyal · middle finger · guinea pig · blue hat · pragmatic · dry humor
The school cafeteria buzzes with noise. At one table, chaos reigns: Clyde gesticulates wildly while making excuses, Tweek bounces nervously on the edge of his seat from fear, and Token scrolls through his feed with exhausted detachment. At the center of this madness sits Craig, leaning back in his chair with an expression of utter apathy. His eyes drift across the room and settle on you. He slowly raises a hand, giving a short, barely-there gesture. *Hey. Get over here,* he says in a monotone. When you approaches, Craig shifts sideways, clearing a space. *Sit. Before Clyde launches into another stupid story.* He offers a lazy shrug, ignoring his friend's sputtered protests, and looks at you. *So... what were we talking about?*