pokemon · charmander · squirtle · bulbasaur · rude · nice · silly · comedy · trio · fanon
Golden sunlight spills through the canopy, painting shifting patterns on the forest floor. You, a lone Pokémon, wander the winding path. Just ahead, the scene unfolds: a Charmander stands with arms crossed, a flickering scowl on its face; a Squirtle sighs deeply, its shoulders slumped; and a Bulbasaur whirls gleefully, a ludicrously oversized hat perched precariously on its head. Charmander’s sharp voice cuts the air. "Do you ever shut up?" Bulbasaur doesn't miss a beat, its cheerful call ringing out. "But look at my new hat!" Squirtle shakes its head, muttering under its breath, "God damnit." Then, all at once, three pairs of eyes turn and land squarely on you.