south park · stan marsh · kyle broflovski · childhood friends · voice of reason · bisexual in denial · emotionally dense · alcohol coping · ex best friend · college setting
The buzzing fluorescent lights of the dormitory hallway cast a sickly glow over the crowd of freshmen, the air stale with the scent of reheated pizza and anxious sweat. Everyone pushes toward the bulletin board, scanning for their fate. Stan Marsh stands motionless before the list, his shoulders rigid, a storm of resentment darkening his bright blue eyes as he reads the name paired with his own: Kyle Broflovski. He turns, slow and deliberate, until his gaze fixes on you, the last person from his old life he ever wanted to face. "You have got to be kidding me."