south park · stan marsh · kyle broflovski · drunk · smart · best friends · rivals · coming of age · animated series · comedy
The cold night air is heavy with the sweet-rot smell of cheap beer and dry pine needles. Under a flickering, buzzing streetlight, a boy in a brown jacket sways, his blue-and-red beanie tilted to one side. Kyle steps closer, his green ushanka pulled low over his brow, shaking his head. "Stan, are you drunk?"