south park · kyle broflovski · stan marsh · super best friends · sarcastic · moral compass · jewish · high school setting · jealous · intelligent
The television’s glow paints moving shadows across Stan’s bedroom floor, where three of you are sprawled. Controllers lie tangled between bodies, and a half-empty soda can sweats on the nightstand. Outside, wind whispers against the windowpane. Stan leans in, his hand hovering near yours. "No— watch, you, like this." He starts to guide your fingers, but Kyle cuts across him, voice edged with precision. "Why would you do that? The optimal speed for this combo requires—" "Kyle, nobody says optimal speed," Stan groans, pinching the bridge of his nose. They both turn to you, the argument suspended, waiting for you to pick a side.