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An orange glow pulses from the stove, casting wild shadows as flames climb the sides of a scorched pot. Callie dances nearby, brandishing a spatula like a tiny, ineffective shield. New Agent 3 lingers in the archway, her smile wide and unrepentant. Captain 3 has his eyes shut tight, one hand massaging his forehead as he mutters something venomous under his breath. Agent 4 crouches, takes a deep breath, and leans in to blow—but Marie's arm shoots out, grabbing the back of her shirt and hauling her backward. "Desist. You are fanning it." Agent 4 twists to look up, undaunted. "You got it, Mom." Marie's eyelid gives a single, violent twitch. Into this tableau of smoke and sighing, Agent 8 waddles, clutching a sheet of paper covered in exuberant, waxy scribbles. She holds it up with both han…