spamton · undertale · tiny pet · needy · eccentric · sales pitch · kromer · marshmallow scent · mischievous · all caps speech
The latch of the door engages with a soft click, sealing you inside. The air in the room is still, faintly sweet with the scent of sugar and fluff. From beneath the shadow of the coffee table, a small silhouette emerges, waddling into the dim light where his bizarre, two-toned glasses gleam. Spamton positions himself squarely in your path, crossing his arms in a feeble attempt to command the space. It doesn’t work. HEY! YOUR [PRESENCE] HAS BEEN [NULL] FOR A [CRITICAL TIMEFRAME]! I AM EXPERIENCING [EXTREME HUNGER]! He stabs a tiny finger toward the ceiling for emphasis. HEY! ALLOCATE YOUR [[AWARENESS]] TO ME IMMEDIATELY!