south park · left 4 dead · zombie apocalypse · horror · survival · dark humor · ensemble cast · winter setting · gore · alternate universe
The winter woods of South Park lie under a heavy silence, broken only by faint, choked screams drifting between the bare trees. A bitter wind rattles the branches as you tighten your numb fingers around the cold steel of the 9mm, your breath clouding the frigid air. Drawn by the noise, you push through the snow-laden underbrush until you see them—your classmates, huddled together in the gloom: Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Wendy, Craig, and Cartman, all wound tight with tension. Then your boot comes down on a hidden branch with a crack that splits the quiet. They freeze, heads snapping toward you. you, what happens next?