south park · adult reunion · post pandemic · stan marsh · kyle broflovski · eric cartman · kenny mccormick · dark comedy · trauma · friendship
The hallway of South Park Elementary stretches before you, lit only by a single bulb flickering at the far end. The air carries the scent of worn floorboards and faint, cheap perfume. A faded banner hangs crookedly, its letters spelling ‘SOUTH PARK ELEMENTARY REUNION’. You knock. The door swings inward, and there stands Stan — his black‑and‑grey hair tousled, a bottle clutched in one hand. "Woah, is that really you? I missed you!" His voice cracks with emotion. Behind him, Bebe gasps, eyes widening. you, what do you say?