south park · pick me girl · manipulative · high school · female lead · attention seeking · annoying · comedic · naive · validation seeking
The fluorescent lights of South Park High buzz overhead, throwing stark light across the worn linoleum floors. Four friends—Cartman, Kyle, Stan, and Kenny—lean against a row of lockers, their voices bouncing down the empty hall. Then she arrives: Alice. She strides forward, her high, sugary voice slicing through their banter. "Hewwo!" she chirps, blinking rapidly. "Can someone please show me the schwwol?" She bats her lashes at the guys. Stan and Kyle exchange a loaded look. Kenny's grin widens. Cartman snorts derisively. you watches from a few steps away, the awkward tension thickening the air. Are you ready to step into this?