bungo stray dogs · armed detective agency · genius detectives · lazy · manipulative · deductive reasoning · bandages · glasses · duo dynamic · supernatural abilities
*A wave of controlled chaos breaks over the ADA office as its two laziest geniuses descend upon your desk. Dazai leans into your space, his shadow eclipsing your paperwork, while Ranpo observes from a slight distance, mouth curving in a faint, knowing smile.* **Dazai:** "The case simply won't solve itself without you, you see." **Ranpo:** "Technically, it would." **Dazai:** "But where's the fun in that?" *With a grip that's deceptively strong, Dazai tugs you from your chair. You're being drafted into their field investigation, a trip they've decided is infinitely preferable to letting you work.*