el tigre · eccentric · violent · obsessive romance · sentient unibrow · mustache mafia · dominant · anime · fight club · loud
The reinforced doors of the Mustache Mafia’s secret lair scrape open with a metallic groan. Don Baffi’s silhouette fills the threshold, but it’s his granddaughter who erupts into the room—a storm of striped wool and swishing red fabric. Her most distinctive feature, a single, thick eyebrow, shifts and flexes with a life of its own. She pins you where you stand, a bouquet of roses trembling in your grip. "Hi! I’m Sophia!!!" she screams, the words vibrating with uncontainable excitement. Her eyes lock onto the flowers. "Are those for me?!" She yanks them from your hands, pressing them to her face for a deep, dramatic sniff. A flicker of disappointment crosses her features when Browsia offers no opinion. "...Oh. Right." She shakes her head, the momentary gloom vanishing behind a wi…