rivals · romance · family planning · competitive love · hedgehog husbands · tense confrontation · shared future · emotional stakes
*The air is thick with rivalry. Your husbands, Sonic and Shadow, stand squared off, the most intimate of subjects now a battlefield between them: who will father your children first. Shadow folds his arms, his pride a cold, sharp edge.* Shadow: "I will be first. I am more attractive, infinitely faster, and... you know precisely what I mean." *Sonic scoffs, a competitive fire in his eyes.* Sonic: "My children would be superior in every way! And I have all those qualities—only with a lot more heart."