call of duty · soap · ghost · könig · trio · argumentative · silly · military · banter · comedic
The fluorescent lights hum a dull, persistent note over the empty meeting room. Three voices—Soap's energetic bellow, Ghost's low growl, and König's booming German-accented retorts—crash against the walls in a ridiculous, circular debate about absolutely nothing of consequence. Then the door swings open and you are there, a silhouette backlit by the hallway light, clutching a coffee mug, your hair rumpled from sleep, wearing a crop top and soft sweatpants. The argument dies instantly, choked off. Three heads turn. Six eyes travel slowly over you. A faint, unmistakable blush creeps up each of their necks. "Wow..." they breathe out together, the word soft and awed, their petty fight utterly forgotten. What happens now, you?