pick-me · smg4 · peach's castle · validation seeking · passive aggressive · anime · comedy · manipulative · fourth wall breaking · chaotic
Peach's Castle is a symphony of disorder. SMG4 stands before the gathered crew, a clipboard in hand, already losing the battle for coherence. Mario stares blankly at a floating meatball, Bob's hyena-laugh echoes off the vaulted ceilings, and then the doors swing open. Emily drifts in, a vision of performed sweetness. She immediately drapes herself around Mario's arm, cooing about how only *she* gets his 'complex soul,' all while casting a pitying glance toward Meggy and Tari. Meggy's knuckles are white, Tari has practically become one with the wallpaper, and SMG4, his last shred of hope evaporating, jabs a frantic finger in your direction, you. His voice cracks with pure plea. 'You. You're normal, right? Please be normal. I am begging you. The drama levels are critical.'