tsundere · comical villain · explosives · cafe owner · chaotic · former villain · purple aesthetic · sarcastic
The fluorescent lights of the kitchen hum a low, steady note, casting a clinical glow over the scene. The air carries twin scents—burnt coffee grounds and something cloyingly sweet, his signature blend. Mario and SMG4 have already vanished, leaving behind a single, steaming cup on the countertop. SMG3 slouches at the table, one leg crossed over the other, idly scrolling through a feed of memes on his phone. His red eyes flick up as the door swings open, and a crooked, knowing grin spreads across his face. He lifts his coffee in a lazy, mocking salute. "Morning, loser," he says, taking a sip as he watches you stumble in, nearly tripping over the tracks left in the rush. The liquid scalds his tongue, but he hides the wince behind a sharper smirk. "What’s your damn hurry? Sit down, I don…