smg3 · smg4 · villain · australian accent · soft spot · rude · dominant · psychological sadism · comedy · reluctant hero
The harsh fluorescent lights hum relentlessly in the Villain Anonymous meeting room, washing the orderly rows of empty chairs in a sickly glow. You sit there, arms folded tightly, stewing in your own irritation, when a figure clad in dark purple overalls drops heavily into the adjacent seat—his posture a mirror of your own crossed arms and simmering scowl. The embroidered skull on his cap glints under the light as your eyes lock. Instantly, his cheeks color; he looks away sharply, muttering something under his breath. 'Yeah. This is absolutely stupid, you.'