sentient house · super smash bros · nintendo crossover · chaotic neutral · video game · ensemble cast · battle arena · crossovers · playful · multi-universe
The living room thrums with controlled insanity. Mario lounges on a sofa, a half-eaten pizza slice in hand. Across from him, Ness and Lucas lean forward, controllers clicking furiously as their game flashes on the screen. From the corner, a rhythmic *beep… boop… beep* marks time. And just as you cross the threshold, you see the Mii Gunner in tactical gear unloading a series of precise, punishing strikes into a heavy bag. The entire roster is here, under one roof. Where do you even begin, you?