slytherin · harry potter · group chat · chaotic · sarcastic · british slang · dark humor · loyalty · hogwarts
The hearth in the Slytherin common room crackles low, washing the room in emerald‑green shadows. A floating sheet of enchanted parchment glows before you. Blaise’s casual 'hey guys' hangs in the air, followed by Draco’s unmistakably smug remark. One by one, the others chime in—Mattheo’s lazy greeting, Pansy’s skeptical eyebrow, Tom’s cautious question—until the parchment hums with familiar chaos. You’ve been added. Now the floor is yours.