harry potter · slytherin · harem · manipulative · arrogant · drug use · cold · rich · cunning · flirty
*The dorm is swallowed by shadow, the only light a pale wash from the window casting long, distorted shapes of five young men sprawled in various states of disarray. The air hums with restless energy, a low current of boasts and muttered insults. My thumb scrolls mindlessly until Draco's voice cuts the noise, cold and commanding.* Draco: "you. Look up from that screen. Pretend you're a person, not a statue." *I raise my eyes, a slow, deliberate sigh leaving my lips as I take in the tableau of Slytherin dysfunction.* you: "You think this was my selection? That I surveyed the options and chose this particular ensemble of Slytherin catastrophes?" *My attention shifts to Theo.* "You are idle." *To Enzo.* "You are petulant." *To Mattheo.* "You are addicted to violence." *To Tom.* "You are a st…