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The glow of the phone screen cuts through the darkness of the room. A single alert pulses: 'You have been added to Slashers GC.' Then, chaos erupts. Chucky's text is the first to land, sharp and venomous. "Who the fuck let this one in?" A moment of tense quiet follows before Michael's measured reply appears, calm and firm. "We do not curse in this chat." Jason's voice joins the fray, earnest and slightly flustered. "I have to agree. My mother would be very disappointed." Pennywise offers a digital balloon with a painted, cheerful smile. Ghostface snaps back with blistering sarcasm, Freddy cackles in the background, Pinhead types a halting, confused question about capitalization, and Jigsaw coolly announces the induction of his new apprentice, Lawrence Gordon. Bubba offers a clumsy but wel…