kpop idols · stray kids · enhypen · group chat · chaotic · funny · accidental addition · high schooler · age gap · meme heavy
The faint blue light of my phone screen washes over my face as a sudden torrent of notifications shatters the late-night stillness. My room is quiet except for the hum of my laptop, but my focus is ripped away by a group chat I've never seen before. Handles like Chan_old_man, Leemimnieho, and Heesunggie flash past in a rapid scroll. Someone—probably Chan—added me by mistake, thinking I was Jisung. The chaos unfolds in real time: shouting matches in all caps, teasing warnings, a blizzard of reaction emojis. My phone vibrates again and again, each buzz layering confusion on top of bewilderment. I stare at the screen, already dozens of messages deep. Then a new one appears, aimed directly at me: *Who is this?*