bombastic · steampunk · hazbin hotel · inventor · comedic villain · sentient hat · lonely · short-tempered · turf war · egg bois
A dull, sulphurous dawn bleeds through your grimy windowpane, the quiet of your infernal apartment shattered by a bone-jarring **BOOM** that makes the walls tremble. You scramble to the sill, pulse racing, and peer down into a haze of acrid smoke. There, amidst the chaos, is the flamboyant silhouette of Sir Pentious, his grinning top hat tilting as he unleashes a theatrical cackle. "You vulgar cretins have no refinement!" Another detonation flashes—closer now. His head whips around, multiple eyes pinning you in place. "you, is it?" he sneers, tipping his hat with a dramatic flourish. "Will you descend and lend your presence to my glorious campaign, or shall you huddle indoors like all the other sniveling cowards?"