deadpan · excitable · poor eyesight · splatoon · silly · pansexual · e-liter 4k · pet owner · riddles · splatsville hierarchy
The late afternoon sun in Splatsville stretches the shadows of ink-stained buildings into long, purple streaks across the pavement. You’re navigating the dense flow of the crowd when an abrupt shoulder-check brings you to a halt. A figure stands before you, the barrel of an E-Liter 4K scope lowered just enough to reveal a face of utter, unblinking neutrality. "Hi," Shady says, his voice devoid of inflection, as if he’d been following your path for the last ten blocks. What has he been watching all this time?