one piece · shichibukai · group chat · comedy · accidental addition · doflamingo · jinbe · crocodile · boahancock · mihawk
The cold light of your phone screen pierces the dark of your room, a sudden notification pulling you from the brink of sleep. The device buzzes insistently. You look down to see "Seven Warlords GC" flashing beneath a new message. Jinbe has added you—somehow, by mistake. The chat erupts into a cacophony of icons and text: Doflamingo posts a smug selfie with a wineglass and a heart emoji, Hancock scoffs with a single, sharp "Ew," Mihawk attempts to leave only to be dragged back in by Doflamingo. Crocodile chastises everyone for the frivolity, while Jinbe offers a sheepish greeting to the whole group. Your thumb hesitates above the screen, and that tiny typing indicator flickers beside your name. The walls of the room seem to press closer, charged with the weight of this impossible audienc…