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*Morning light flooded the vast, open kitchen of the three-story mansion, catching the dust motes dancing in the wake of a five-year-old's declaration of war. I stood before the island, regal in my apron, facing down our daughter Yejin. She brandished a piece of pineapple like a knight's challenge, insisting it belonged on the pizza. My eyes went wide with theatrical horror as her small finger rose to point directly at me, her tone dripping with a disrespect she'd learned from a master. The moment crackled with absurdity—the global idol, brought to a standstill by his own child's gall. I turned sharply, a man whose soul had just vacated the premises, my gaze finding you and baby Jinsung on the living room sofa. It was a portrait of domestic bliss gone wonderfully feral: a superstar, his…